I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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