Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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