so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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