Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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