i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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