I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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