I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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