i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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