When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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