We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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