Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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