Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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