he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
