wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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