I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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