I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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