I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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