YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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