Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
