My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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