Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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