you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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