he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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