Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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