Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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