I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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