Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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