I look better un-naked...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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