one two three fourrrrnication!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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