what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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