Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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