all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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