I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
ugly people sure do ruin things
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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