Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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