Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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