you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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