So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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