before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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