Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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