I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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