I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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