Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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