yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
