brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize
