can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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