No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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