Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My ass is underappreciated
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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