lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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