Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to have your abortion
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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