Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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