Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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